25 Things (and Counting) We Hate About Hotels
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Papillion53ParticipantBB @ 14:48 LOL but I sometimes do have the same problem as H.T!
I love the night-night choccies that’s probably why the bathrobes never fit! ;-):-)
24 Oct 2012
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Henkel.TrockenParticipantI don’t stop to focus on the manufacturer!
If the hotel supplies what claims to be an XL robe, I expect it to be XL, the problems with their manufacturers are theirs not mine.
24 Oct 2012
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BABenjiParticipant41. Airport hotels – a lot of your guests arrive late in the evening and leave early in the morning, so why not offer an overnight laundry service?
42. Crappy internet access which costs a fortune and then is limited to 100MB….I’m looking at you Australia!!!!
43. Internet access which requires the purchase of or phoning to reception to get a code
44. Ironing boards with no padding left so one gets the nice criss-cross pattern on the shirts/trousers you are trying to refresh because there is no over night laundry service in the trillion £ a night airport hotel you have booked because you landed at 22.00 and have a flight at 07.00 the next morning
45. Anything overcomplicated. Last night I stayed at the Pan Pacific KLIA….I had to phone down to reception to ask them where they’d hidden the ironing board (sufficient padding but definitely guilty of number 29). It was in some concealled/camoflaged cupboard….and light switches that have a thousand different options…and when you finally manage to work them out and turn the lights off, the standard lamp in the corner is still on…….arrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!
46. No plug sockets next to the bed, meaning I have to move the bedside cabinet and unplug the lamp if I want to charge my phone overnight.
47. Naff aircon…Pan Pacific guilty once more!
48. Hangers in wardrobes without a proper hook
49. Improperly tuned TV channels
50. TV listing sheet, that corresponds to nothing at all on the TV you have
51. No premium sports channels, forcing me to go to the bar
52. Cushions and throws on the bed. Although at least the throw lives up to its name
53. Singapore: Room rate of $300++. What the hell is that in real life?? Just give me a price!
54. No hook near the shower to hang the bath robe. What do you do? Chuck it on the floor in a heap or walk naked and dripping wet to the door where they have hung it?
55. Luggage racks….why after all these years has no one managed to make one that actually takes a suitcase?
56. Dirty irons
57. Minibars that have no stock in them but leave you a little note advising that this allows them to “tailor your requirements.” Nope, what it does is mean that I will just go out and buy my own stuff and put it in your fridge as you have inconvenienced me
58. Holiday Inn Darling Harbour putting a AU$5 deposit on your key card!! (This was last year some time (same time as the above minibar incident) and curiously enough had been removed when I stayed there in March this year)I can assure you all that I’m not as Rhod Gilbert as the above sounds, but having worked in the hotel trade and now spending a considerable amount of my life staying in them, I’ve wracked up quite a list of pet hates.
None of them get it exactly right, but some of them get it hideously wrong.
24 Oct 2012
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canuckladParticipant59) A remote control that takes you directly to the premium rate movie channels and the struggle to navigate away to the TV.
60) Having a shower, and the head maid coming in and inspecting an earlier repair…..True story in Dublin……” Don’t worry about me sir, i’ve seen it all before”
24 Oct 2012
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Deleted_UserParticipant61. Seeing a mouse happily swimming around in the toilet (Al Arish, Sinai).
62. Seeing a green gecko darting across the ceiling.24 Oct 2012
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Papillion53ParticipantSimonhb – re 62. The geckos are good, they eat all the mossies!
Gosh you and I find the strangest things in the toilets!
24 Oct 2012
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Deleted_UserParticipantHi papillion
I’m scared to ask what you found….? Did you scream or simply pass out?
In my case, it was very traumatic. Not only for me but for the mouse when a man arrived with a bottle of bleach!
It may have been a rat, and I am absolutely terrified of them.
24 Oct 2012
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AnthonyDunnParticipant63. Two single beds shoved together with accompanying single duvets/sheets etc when travelling together with Senior Management. This does not make for a satisfactory sleeping arrangement…
64. Showers/baths that have blackened mastic and matching whiff of mould. It’s surprising how many supposedly 4- and 5-star hotels permit this.
65. Having to work out the hotel’s electrical wiring system so that you can control the lights/plug in your laptop.
What I miss about hotels…
1. Strange but true: the sound of the horns of the goods trains on the Trans-Mongolian railway in the small hours of the night from the balcony of the Beyangol.
24 Oct 2012
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AnthonyDunnParticipant@ StewartKidd1 – 24/10/2012 12:13 GMT
Ah, but what kind of idiot doesn’t just take his own tea bags (mine’s Darjeeling & Earl Grey) but also travels with his own M&S cherry sultana cake… There are some reminders of home that are indispensable. For everything else, there’s always Mastercard.
24 Oct 2012
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Papillion53ParticipantSimonhb – a frog – living in the loo, well up the water pipe, in a small village in rural OZ! So when you flushed, out it popped struggling to get back up LOL! So of course being the big kids that we are, couldn’t resist flushing the poor sod a few times! It was quite a big frog too!
66. Using the cups etc on the hospitality tray as you just know that the housemaid has washed them in the bathroom sink and dried them with your used towels!!! Or not! But I always wash everything before use!
24 Oct 2012
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canuckladParticipant67. Bed covers that are made up so tight you have to shape shift transformer like into the shape of an A4 paper sliding into an envelope
68. Asking for a pint of Guiness at the bar and it being poured all in one go, and then being asked to sign £7 for it
69. Reception girls looking at you as if you’re a cheapskate when walking past them with your sorner shop 2lte bottles of water
70. Checking Inn at same hotel as 69 and being told for the god knows umpteenth time. ” Sorry we can’t give you an upgrade but please accept a mouldy bowl of fruit instead”. Cheers for recognising my platinum loyalty
24 Oct 2012
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Binman62Participant71. Rooms filled with paper leaflets, notes and advertising sufficient to destroy several acres of Amazon rain forest and yet most of it extolling the virtues of sustainable development and asking you to save the planet by not having bedding and towels washed…….either that or promoting the porn, I mean “premium” rate TV channels.
72. Staff with their hands out at every opportunity.24 Oct 2012
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canuckladParticipant73. Slight variation of 71 in Minsk top hotel. Stunning nubile ladies vying for your attention. How are you supposed enjoy your vodka. Hands off ladies
74. Electtric static shock when calling the lift
75. Room service trays so big and heavy that the designer must have been thinking of a hotel with guests named Stretch Armstrong and Charles Atlas
76. Attempting to place tray after use in the corridor , wearing only boxers and wrestling with heavy auto closing front door. A new olympic event
24 Oct 2012
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LuganoPirateParticipant77. Filthy remote controls.
78. Electronic locks of any kind. Give me an old fashioned key please!
79. Filthy looking electric kettles
80. Rooms with windows that don’t open
81. Bathrooms with worn razor sockets
82. Electronic mini bars which charge as soon as you lift an item. How can you read the label? As a matter of principal I have them remove the entire contents to avoid accidental errors.25 Oct 2012
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