Funny Airline Acronyms: Have your say..Back to Forum
Yes, but even with the name change, Zest managed to have an accident at Caticlan Airport in Boracay a year and some ago. So the only thing I can think of – it’s corny but here goes: Zeriously Endangered Safe Travel.
Oh well, I tried…can you think of any?14 Mar 2010
Zombies in Engines and Safety in Tatters?
I figure zombies are trendy so…I went with it.
WAIT!! Zombies Eat Safety Theory!
Uh….someone can surely out-do me on this one.14 Mar 2010
AIR INDIA – Assuming I Return, I’ll Never Do It Again
TAP – Take Another Plane
Delta – Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive
LIAT – Leave Islands Any Time/Luggage In AnotherTerminal15 Mar 2010
lol, yes, but Garuda has developed recently and their J cabin offer flat bed seats and AVOD in every seats.
Also, I heard that they are introducing First class in their new Boeing 777-300ER next year. but, I don’t know if its correct or wrong.15 Mar 2010
JAL – Junk Airline Losers
JAL – Just Another Loser
Maybe can tell just had a really bad experience with JAL could not believe the lies I was told and how much it cost me to get a flight with them after they cancelled my original ticket with no contact, despicable behaviour no respect for customers, will NEVER use them again21 Oct 2019
Two of my old favourites were ..
BEA = Back Every Afternoon
BOAC = Better On A Camel -or- with reference to the Profumo Affair Bend Over Again Christine!!21 Oct 2019
One of my favourites was the old BAE146s. Because of the unreliability of the Honeywell engines, and the fact the plane had 4 of them, BEA was said to stand for ‘Bring Another Engine’.21 Oct 2019
Someone help me complete the Ryanair acronym.
“Right, You Are Not Allowed I—- R—-”
So far all I can come up with is “Individual Rights” but somebody must be able to do better.21 Oct 2019