[Anonymous]

[golfpro]

I was flying back to Dubai from the states when a colleague said something I found very amusing.
What does SABENA stand for:
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
What does Delta stand for:?
Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport.
I know there must be many.Let’s see who is really the wittiest of the website!

[Tailspin]

Is BT going to give out a prize for the wittiest aconym?

[wisi1965]

PAL = PAL Always Late

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paulkaz

[Inquisitive]

BAA sevice – Behind All Airport Service

[MartynSinclair]

BA = Bloody Awful
ELAL = Every landing always late
TWA – Try walking across

we were all kids once!

however, have not heard many for the likes of Easy Jet and Ryan Air!

I am sure they will come soon.

[SimonRowberry]

Alitalia – Always Late in Take-off Always Late in Arrival

PIA – Please Inform Allah

Lufthansa – Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

BOAC – Better On A Camel

BEA – Back Every Afternoon

SAS – Safe and Sexy

Iberia – I Bet Every Reject Is Aircrew

TWA – Try Walking Airlines

LAN – Leaves About Now

Qantas – Quite A Nice Type As Steward

TAROM – Try Another Route Or Method

LOT – Left On Tarmac

Anyone got one for my “favourite” airline, THY?

I had to ‘sanitise’ the Lufthansa and Qantas ones for family reading….

A friend heard a brilliant cabin crew farewell announcement on SleazyJet the other week:

“We hope you’ve enjoyed the flight, we hope you’ve enjoyed the Easy Kiosk, as we have have certainly enjoyed taking you for a ride.”

Simon

[NTarrant]

A different version of QANTAS

Quaint And Nasty Typical Australian Service

OLYMPIC – Over London You May P**s In Comfort

JAL – Just Another Laugh

TAP – Take Another Pill

[whatseconomy]

SAHSA – Stay at home stay alive
AA – Arrogant Airlines
UNITED – Untied
BA – B****Y Awful

[whatseconomy]

All I can think of for EZY is Sleazy Jet, but then again never having tried low cost (and dont intend to) perhaps this is too nice

[Ahmad]

A different one for PIA I have used since childhood — Perhaps I’ll Arrive

[PsyDtoBe]

GIA (Garuda Indonesia Airways) – Grounded Incompetent Airline

PIA – Prostitute Integrated Airline

MAS – Might Arrive Safely

AF – Another Failure

Sky Team : Seriously Keep You Tangled, Extorted, And Stressed Airline Alliance

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[acchaladka]

That Sky Team acronym is amazing.

I’m still stuck on THY…. Of course as an incredibly sophisticated international traveler all I can think of is the Turkish behind the initials.

[PsyDtoBe]

Thx!

THY, lets see.. Turkey is a muslim country…

The Haraam, You. 😀

[ZephyrStar]

This isn’t a really an airline acronym, but a funny tagline for one of the smaller Philippine carriers – Asian Spirit.

Due to its spotty safety record, people described it as: “Asian Spirit – only your spirit is sure to arrive”.

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