Funny Airline Acronyms: Have your say..Back to Forum
AnonymousGuest7 Mar 2010
I was flying back to Dubai from the states when a colleague said something I found very amusing.
What does SABENA stand for:
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
What does Delta stand for:?
Doesn’t Ever Leave The Airport.
I know there must be many.Let’s see who is really the wittiest of the website!7 Mar 2010
BA = Bloody Awful
ELAL = Every landing always late
TWA – Try walking across
we were all kids once!
however, have not heard many for the likes of Easy Jet and Ryan Air!
I am sure they will come soon.7 Mar 2010
Alitalia – Always Late in Take-off Always Late in Arrival
PIA – Please Inform Allah
Lufthansa – Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
BOAC – Better On A Camel
BEA – Back Every Afternoon
SAS – Safe and Sexy
Iberia – I Bet Every Reject Is Aircrew
TWA – Try Walking Airlines
LAN – Leaves About Now
Qantas – Quite A Nice Type As Steward
TAROM – Try Another Route Or Method
LOT – Left On Tarmac
Anyone got one for my “favourite” airline, THY?
I had to ‘sanitise’ the Lufthansa and Qantas ones for family reading….
A friend heard a brilliant cabin crew farewell announcement on SleazyJet the other week:
“We hope you’ve enjoyed the flight, we hope you’ve enjoyed the Easy Kiosk, as we have have certainly enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
Simon7 Mar 2010
A different version of QANTAS
Quaint And Nasty Typical Australian Service
OLYMPIC – Over London You May P**s In Comfort
JAL – Just Another Laugh
TAP – Take Another Pill7 Mar 2010
GIA (Garuda Indonesia Airways) – Grounded Incompetent Airline
PIA – Prostitute Integrated Airline
MAS – Might Arrive Safely
AF – Another Failure
Sky Team : Seriously Keep You Tangled, Extorted, And Stressed Airline Alliance
😀14 Mar 2010
That Sky Team acronym is amazing.
I’m still stuck on THY…. Of course as an incredibly sophisticated international traveler all I can think of is the Turkish behind the initials.14 Mar 2010
This isn’t a really an airline acronym, but a funny tagline for one of the smaller Philippine carriers – Asian Spirit.
Due to its spotty safety record, people described it as: “Asian Spirit – only your spirit is sure to arrive”.14 Mar 2010