What is the best travel advice you have ever been given?

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  • PdeBarry
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    Finish packing the day before. If your long-haul flight is in the evening, go to a Spa in the afternoon and pamper yourself.


    Alsacienne
    Participant

    Remember to READ carefully, (and not only skim) information about TERMS AND CONDITIONS, minimum connecting intervals and LOCAL TIME!!

    I recently over heard the following conversation (paraphrased) between an elderly lady and the head flight attendant on a LHR – YYZ flight during meal service:

    E.L. Excuse me sir, but the baked potato with my meal is bad.

    H.F.A. May I see it, madame?

    E.L. Certainly sir — here. (She hands the baked potato in it foil wrap to the H.F.A.)

    H.F.A. (He stands next to the E.L. seat, studying the baked potato carefully.)
    Then he said, out loud: “Bad potato, bad potato, you’re a very bad potato!”
    (He proceeds to place the potato back on E.L. service tray.)
    Then states, out load to E.L.: “If that potato gives you anymore trouble let me
    know.” He then walks off to the galley.


    Ahmad
    Participant

    I recently over heard the following conversation (paraphrased) between an elderly lady and the head flight attendant on a LHR – YYZ flight during meal service:

    Was it EveRy Airlines perchance?


    canucklad
    Participant

    Absolutely brilliant Ahmad
    Brightened up a suddenly dreich Scottish day

    Perpetually aloft, No wonder the potato was behaving badly
    Sounds like it was into AC’s 777 cattle class cabin.

    having said that, would still have had more space than the humans on-board

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