Ryanair Again

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    SimonRowberry
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    Heard a great joke today. May be one you’ve heard already, but it’s a cracker.

    A business traveller is sitting in an airport bar somewhere in the world. He sees the most incredibly beautiful woman sitting alone at the next table and suspects she must be cabin crew for an airline, such is her extreme beauty (!). However, he has no idea which one.

    He thinks “I’ll mention some airline straplines and, when I mention the one for the airline she works for, this’ll really impress her.”

    He goes over and says “Smooth as silk – Thai?” She looks totally blankly at him.

    Then “MH means Malaysian Hospitality – MAS?” Again, total blank.

    ‘We Love to Fly and it Shows – American?” Not a flicker.

    “There’s no Better Way to Fly – Lufthansa?”

    She looks at him again and says “Why don’t you just p*ss off and leave me alone, you irritating little w*nker?!!!”

    “Ah” he says, “Ryanair!”


    Airpocket
    Participant

    Nice one!


    MarcusUK
    Participant

    She could also work for B A though?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeHWELbTkhs

    Pam Ann has BA down very accurately..
    she also has a character Mona, yr B—-h to Europe!


    Airpocket
    Participant

    Yep, I agree.Pam Ann does a decent hatchet job on BA …and on Virgin,too.

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