I now know what A,B,C,D,E,F means

Having now flown “new” CE and Economy in virtually al Rows on BA’s A320s, I now understand what the Row Letters mean:

A = Ache for hours
B = Between a rock and a hard place
C = Careful of Trolley injuries
D = Danger of Trolley injuries
E = Extra Cramped
F = F***** caged in.

I wonder if anyone at BA or their local H & S Office actually considered how much more difficult it must be to evacuate an Aircraft from these seats – especially from A or F ?

My solution? – try to grab an Emergency exit Row seat, and hide your crutches when they ask if you’re fit enough !

Obviously sent partly with tongue in cheek