15th April 2017 at 12:38 #802453
From the KLM website
World Business Class is being transformed on increasingly more KLM aircraft!
Well, it wouldn’t be increasingly fewer, would it?
Anyone else got any?
Tautology examples also welcome.15th April 2017 at 15:30 #802482
Not tautology but the slip road off the M23 at Gatwick Airport states “Use both lanes for Gatwick”. I think they mean use either lane but I drove down the middle straddling both lanes just in case…..15th April 2017 at 15:31 #802483
On a recent flight to Prague, the cabin crew kept making comments about Cross Czechs….15th April 2017 at 15:37 #802485
Not tautology but the slip road off the M23 at Gatwick Airport states “Use both lanes for Gatwick”. I think they mean use either lane but I drove down the middle straddling both lanes just in case…..
Excellent, I appreciate a driver who covers all the angles 🙂15th April 2017 at 15:39 #802486
On a recent flight to Prague, the cabin crew kept making comments about Cross Czechs….
I hope they weren’t talking about arming them, too?
Time for Slovakia to watch out 😉15th April 2017 at 18:06 #802499
Cape Town airport frequent PA….”will the last outstanding passenger on flight …. please go to the gate”!! How do I qualify to be outstanding?17th April 2017 at 03:00 #802578
Dongguan Station. “the train to Hong Kong is leaving in no time, please be on board”
its been the same message for 12 years!17th April 2017 at 10:51 #802640
A few of my pet hates where redundant words are used are :
Free gift (by definition, a gift is free)
Totally unlimited (unlimited is unlimited, could you have partly unlimited?)
PIN Number (the ‘N’ stands for number)17th April 2017 at 11:25 #802660
Mine was always.. “in the unlikely event of landing in water” I would always say to myself “”that you can kiss your a** goodbye” I guess Sully put an end to that thought …….17th April 2017 at 11:48 #802667
Keep them coming, some very funny comments!17th April 2017 at 12:06 #802671
Why are births announced as baby girls or baby boys.
Many years ago, a friend always said she was removing food from the freezer to dethaw.
Then there’s “more easier”, “more better”, “more bigger”. I could go on…….17th April 2017 at 18:34 #802725
Why are the “disabled toilet”‘s alway fully functional and with better facilities ?17th April 2017 at 18:42 #802728
One from Orly Airport – it’s been a pre-recorded PA for years,
‘Unattended baggage will be systematically destroyed’.
Not just destroyed, mind you, systematically destroyed.18th April 2017 at 00:37 #802778
SAA always used to announce :
“This is the last call for the three passengers delaying flight SA314 to board immediately through gate 6”
Five minutes later you’d hear :
“This is the last and final call for the three passengers delaying flight SA314 to board immediately through gate 6”
Which would be followed by :
“This is absolutely the last and final call for the three passengers delaying flight SA314 to board immediately through gate 6”18th April 2017 at 20:43 #802922
Travel agents stating that they can fly you to all corners of the globe !!!!!
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