Apparently Premier Inn has bought a plot on the moon, so they can build a hotel on it. It has to beat the Premier Inn Hull North for location at any rate.
With oil at $130 a barrel, it will be a travel policy mandate of Travelodge only, I imagine. And with them, oxygen will be extra.
Just think of all the frequent flyer miles and status points you could rack up on a single return flight to the moon!
Don’t joke too much; it might be possible sooner than you think: