[Bcalboy01]

New poster and my question is why would you want to help BA. A very badly managed company with no direction

[Bcalboy01]

New poster and my question is why would you want to help BA. A very badly managed company with no direction

[Bunnahabhain]

If the aircraft is at a remote stand, F pax go in an airside black cab, Y crowd on an old Routemaster bus with Cliff Richard on the IFE. Everyone then queues to get on board – or maybe that feature has already been implemented.

Towards the end of the flight when last orders have been called, a scrap breaks out at the on board Strangers Bar, forcing a lock-in.

[Bcalboy01]

Dan Air in a nutshell

[toonfan62]

How about a five a side pitch on the upper deck with a competition between the different class of travel. Afterwards there’s the bar idea or how about a kebab stand and a garishly decorated area selling curry?

[esselle]

Special rates for Stag/Hen groups to liven up the atmosphere…..

Best ever Hen slogan….”14 chicks, 1 hen, no cock”

[openfly]

Esselle…..too late ! Ryanair does that on all their flights!

[AnthonyDunn]

@ Bunnahabhain – 17/06/2013 20:47 GMT

Very funny… 🙂

Now who says that BT posters don’t have a sense of humour?

[IanFromHKG]

What a superb thread. Sadly, too many of these ideas have already been adopted…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLYpKGVBUg

[HongKongLady]

A competition for the cabin crew, ‘who can use ‘spiffing ‘ and ‘ jolly good show’ the most during the dinner service. One cabin crew wearing a themed outfit depending on the time of year, British sporting events or fashions through the ages, manning the bar.
A musical extraveganza with dancing screen dividers to entertain the business cabin with pre dinner drinks.
Also Union Jack rain hats could be handed out to people disembarking at Heathrow.

[Gold-2K]

Love the idea of London cabs to take first pax to remote stand. Would have been nice last week while l was pressed up against the window of an overcrowded bus being bussed to the plane somewhere near Hatton Cross station while looking at my 2K boarding pass!!!! Real first class service 🙂

[Gold-2K]

BA should do away with service trolleys and instead we could form an orderly queue (very british) and collect fish chips and mushy peas in newspaper from the galley. Premium passengers would be able to select which newspaper they wanted and be able to select from a range of “artisan” salt and vinegars!

[Shearer]

Premium passengers can prebook loo time in the economy loos, while blocking access to the the premium cabin loos.

[canucklad]

On the EDI flights they could have stand up comedians on selected flights during the comedy festival !

I’m being serious here ! : )

[conshaldow]

As long as it’s not Frankie Boyle, he’ll do his “Things you don’t want to hear on a plane” sketch from mock the week. Safe to say a diversion to PIK would be in order! 🙂

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