Well, this is one camper who most certainly would object to the suggestion that all BA crews are hopeless etc. The CE team Snr Management and I encountered LHR-IST last weekend addressed us by name, were attentive, personable and professional. If we didn’t want anything, we were left alone. If we did, they responded promptly and attentively. I don’t believe that you can expect very much more from your cabin crew.
Come on people, lighten up. This started off and was intended as a little light banter/revelry and not as a serious dig at BA or its staff. For those BA crew reading, this is one (personally) paying passenger who will be looking forward to his next flight with them which, it so happens, will be later today.