I think the OP meant this as a funny topic.
Fact is, though, that FIRST on BA is an outdated, 14 yo cramped seated product which has been enhanced by a little redesign with window shades. same seats, decilining food and service standards…..according to the posts here.
I feel sorry for the crew working onboard who have to sell s**t as chocolate, and BA is nowadays in an inferior position compared to competitors, and not only if we compare with Asian/ME carriers.
As long as the strategy of BA is just and only “CUT COSTS, at all cost” the downward spiral will continue.