I know the BA lounge in CPT pretty well, and agree it is rather sparse. But it is often the case that downroute lounges do not come close to the standard of home base offerings. I am happy to put up with the poor lounge there because it means I am travelling back from a stay in Hermanus!
With you on the scrambled egg, but cooked to order, as I suspect these were, is not so hard; it is when they lie on the buffet that things get tricky.
Congrats for bringing Walkers to the world of hospitality, hope they paid you commission! Sadly, the bikkies they have been replaced with will be unbranded bulk buy cash and carry staples, which means not very nice, but at lest they will be cheap……….
PS Which hotel group?