First Lounge…. disaster.
There was me scanning the news out lets for the details of an engine wrenching it’s self of the the wing of a third world carrier and powering through the First lounge, mincing the great and the good through its compressor blades or some equally calamitous event.
It’s been over forty years since we had a disaster at Heathrow, I sincerely hope we don’t get another.
Let’s wind down the drama a couple of notches, perhaps a better tag line would be ‘Fat cats on diet’. Whilst the pickings might have been a little thin on the ground, I’ve never heard anyone complain of being underfed in the premium cabins.