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SimonRowberry
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Alitalia – Always Late in Take-off Always Late in Arrival

PIA – Please Inform Allah

Lufthansa – Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

BOAC – Better On A Camel

BEA – Back Every Afternoon

SAS – Safe and Sexy

Iberia – I Bet Every Reject Is Aircrew

TWA – Try Walking Airlines

LAN – Leaves About Now

Qantas – Quite A Nice Type As Steward

TAROM – Try Another Route Or Method

LOT – Left On Tarmac

Anyone got one for my “favourite” airline, THY?

I had to ‘sanitise’ the Lufthansa and Qantas ones for family reading….

A friend heard a brilliant cabin crew farewell announcement on SleazyJet the other week:

“We hope you’ve enjoyed the flight, we hope you’ve enjoyed the Easy Kiosk, as we have have certainly enjoyed taking you for a ride.”

Simon