Alitalia – Always Late in Take-off Always Late in Arrival
PIA – Please Inform Allah
Lufthansa – Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
BOAC – Better On A Camel
BEA – Back Every Afternoon
SAS – Safe and Sexy
Iberia – I Bet Every Reject Is Aircrew
TWA – Try Walking Airlines
LAN – Leaves About Now
Qantas – Quite A Nice Type As Steward
TAROM – Try Another Route Or Method
LOT – Left On Tarmac
Anyone got one for my “favourite” airline, THY?
I had to ‘sanitise’ the Lufthansa and Qantas ones for family reading….
A friend heard a brilliant cabin crew farewell announcement on SleazyJet the other week:
“We hope you’ve enjoyed the flight, we hope you’ve enjoyed the Easy Kiosk, as we have have certainly enjoyed taking you for a ride.”