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So not airport noise, but , by far the worst I’ve stayed in …would be the Holiday Inn Express in Newcastle City Centre……And to put it into musical terms…..

Lionel Ritchie’s “All night Long “ at no 1
Nee Naw , Nee Naw , Nee Naw all night long…as the ambulances roar up to the nearby hospital !!!
I swear Geordies must be the most accident prone, unhealthy pocket of population anywhere in the UK……

At no 2 it’s The Clashes “Rock the Casbah”
The din of drunken revellers discharge out the nightclubs and bars, clearing the night air of its silent and peaceful intentions…..

And finally at no 3….Anything by the globally famous local band from the 80’s….
Normally due to a bit too much of no 2, its not Nee Naw , more like Nahna-Nahna-Nahna as Newcastle’s finest race to the next Geordie Shore overspill. Normally centred around a screeching female wearing Ibiza gear in sub-zero conditions….

A cacophony of sounds that one would stereotypically associate with “The Toon”…..

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