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VintageKrug
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Frankly, every time I have to sully my Guccis on the hard surface of a public area I am thoroughly Disgusted.

Air Malta always carries me to its luxurious multi-storey lounge complex in a barouche-landau, staffed by taxpayer-funded liveried flunkies with fresh Frangipani scent wafted by a slew of virgins in advance of my progress.

Anything else is simply a disgrace. A disgrace, I tell you!

*waddles off to film next series of “One Foot in the Grave”*