AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A ONE-YEAR-OLD

Rohan Candappa, Bantam, US$9.35

This book is based on the experiences of a one-year-old as told to author and best-selling humorist Rohan Candappa, but spoken in the voice of a sardonic adult.

Autobiography of A One-Year-Old is divided into chapters that are dated by month, each consisting of many anecdotes recounted by the toddler as he explores and discovers new things on his journey through life.

Each chapter marks the discovery of a new experience, explaining theories such as why he thinks he needs hands, why some nursery rhymes are “nursery crimes”, why he’s being stalked and why the sky cries. As the story unfolds, the boy’s outlook and thoughts gradually mature.

From the simple delights of blowing snot bubbles through his nose and running around to getting immensely frustrated with his parents (Smooth and Hairy), Candappa’s witty, humorous style will endlessly amuse you.

But be sure to read the book in the privacy of your bedroom, because you will be tempted to guffaw out loud.

Check out Candappa’s earlier books laced with the same kind of humour to drive away the day’s doldrums: The Little Book of Stress and The Stocking Filler.

Sandy Goh