Worst hotel bathroom
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JohnHarperParticipantThe topic about ideal hotel bathrooms made me think of the worst one we’ve ever seen too.
Ours was in a hotel in Krakow about ten years ago. We had long planned to visit the city encouraged by a Polish friend who had been expelled from her home there under the communist regime. I had initially booked the Holiday Inn thinking it would be a good bet out of what was available which at the time was far less than now.
Our friend was horrified that we were not choosing a Polish hotel and at her suggestion we rebooked the one of her choosing. I first had a sense of foreboding when the day before we left she told me with great enthusiasm that it was ‘just round the corner from where you get the bus to Auschwitz’.
We arrived and were shown to one of the best rooms in the hotel which was nicely furnished but overlooking a main road and noisy. The bathroom however had to be seen to be believed. If you sat on the loo, you couldn’t close the door, equally, stood at the basin you couldn’t shut the door either. The shower had the smallest head I’ve ever seen and it dribbled luke warm water with no variation in temperature. There were towels so thin that you could see through them and soap and shampoo that had yet to generate a lather.
We stuck it out, the staff were friendly and the location was OK though we didn’t make the bus journey from round the corner.
I don’t think there was a second that even came close to this hotel. We might go back to Krakow one day, it was certainly interesting with much to see and do but the next time we will stay somewhere else!
28 Jul 2013
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rlcwongParticipantI had the worst bathroom at Ramada Colombo Airport. The drainage was blocked. As I was sharing room with 2 other friends, the last person took shower actually had to stand in the dirty water. I found it disgusting and unacceptable. However as we were there only for a few hours for transitting, we didn’t ask for another room change. The previous room they gave us hadn’t been cleaned at all. I am reluctant to stay at Ramada properties since then.
29 Jul 2013
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IanFromHKGParticipantWell, it wasn’t technically a hotel, more of a backpacker hostel, but I do remember in 1989 staying at a place in Bangkok where the “bathroom” (shared) comprised a small tiled room with a waterbutt and a plastic pan with which you were able to pour the (cold) water over yourself.
Of the true hotels I have stayed in….
Well, there was the huge suite I stayed in at the Strand Hotel in Rangoon [Yangon], also in 1989, where the water in the bathroom remained stubbornly cold. After visiting reception (the phone didn’t work) and insisting they switch on the hot water and being told to wait for a couple of hours while it warmed up, I turned on the hot water tap to be met with a continuous stream of warm – but extremely rusty – water. With extraordinary predictability, the timing at which the water started to run clear, and started to run cold, coincided with absolute precision…
The worst ever, however – also in 1989 (seeing a pattern here? – I was backpacking around Asia) – was another hotel in Thailand where I went into my private “bathroom” (believe me, it deserved the inverted commas) to discover it consisted of a single tiled space which (a) featured a squatter rather than a situpon (I have never – ever – been able to bring myself to use a squatter) to discover that it was so disgustingly filthy – and full of cockroaches – that I simply shut the door and pretended it didn’t exist.
I spent most of that trip deliberately constipated. You would be amazed at how long you can stay clenched (four days, in my case).
29 Jul 2013
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stevescootsParticipantConnaught square hotel New Dehli around 8 years ago.
dirty bath, bare concrete floor with a foul rug thrown over, Mould all around the bath, broken toilet seat and bare wires hanging out the wall…needless to stay I stayed in the room for 1 hour while I hurriedly found another hotel!
29 Jul 2013
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canuckladParticipantI had to put a bit of thought to this….I’ve been in some dumps around the world!
Kuta…. Room had no air conditioning,, so bathroom doubled as a sauna/ steam room……which was perfect for all the lovely bug’s that we had to happily co-exist with….
Malindi….Lovely hotel, and friendly wildlife ….best to check the loo before sitting down!
La Rochelle… Premiere Class in name only….Shower above the toilet, and a sink that wouldn’t look out of place in a Barbie house….
And of course not forgetting, Greece and its plumbing issues….
Worst ever, has to be Cardiff…..Shared toilet and showers….couldn’t have imagined that fellow human beings could be so disgustingly filthy and disrespectful……truly stomach wrenching!
29 Jul 2013
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TerryMcManus24ParticipantOne has to ask is it the toilets or the pi…people that use them that make ones experience “fraught”
Ian mentioned “squat bogs” which I agree can be to say the least “sparse” but when kept clean I have never had a problem with them.
Few years ago I did my stint as a monk in Northern Thailand and as a novice sure enough one of my wonderfull jobs was to clean out the karzies last thing at night.(good enough to use then good enough enough to clean)….remember my old Serjent Majour used to say that.
Obviously being near the Wat (Temple…slept on floor) the hong nams were spotless.
Very basic with the Sq.B,Water bucket/plastic scoop and newly fitted Derrier Guns…and all natural ventilation……what more could one wish for…and…. you could watch the stars shining in the darkness…and err ..hope that the scorpions are having early nights..
23 Sep 2013
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DavidGordon10ParticipantI’d like to add “just not good enough” bathrooms. I am astonished at the number of hotels that apparently never de-scale the shower heads, and check that they are working, and that do not check that washbasins, baths, and shower pans drain properly.
Worst? – just too many to choose from……
23 Sep 2013
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BA4everParticipantTwo come to mind…
The first one was in the Greek island of Kythnos. The loo was placed IN the shower. You had to walk in the shower to use the loo and stand next to (or on? who knows) the loo in order to take a shower.
We left and found a different hotel.
The second one was in London. The bathtub was made of some sort of metal and because it was full of rust they had painted it but the paint was flaking. Apart from filthy it was a threat to one’s well being.
We asked a different room and we made such a fuss about calling the authorities and writing a poor review on trip advisor that they got us a fab room.23 Sep 2013
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NameRemoved-18/12/14ParticipantAny bathroom with roaches. Not only do they terrify me, they are so quick and difficult to exterminate. Where do they come from, that’s what I want to know?
BA4ever, I sympathise with your experiences loo-wise in Kythnos but the photos of beaches are breathtaking.
23 Sep 2013
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canuckladParticipantWas going to start a topic entitled “What is the bloody point”, but remembered this thread!
Woke up this morning in the lovely Sandman Hotel in Newcastle and I only have myself to blame due to a particularly wild weekend involving pints of Best, lashings of Sangria , followed by quite a few nips of Vodka, and finally finishing off with a bottle of Rose on the train last night!
Stumbled into the Shower room this morning , to find a complex array of bewildering knobs and switches, unfortunately for me, and in particular my heart……the switch I elected to adjust resulted in a scything blast at waist height of freezing cold water !!!, jumping head first into the Tyne would have been a preferable option.
My question to all of you out there is , would anyone elect to have the equivalent of a supersonic water pistol aimed at your genitals at 7.53 in the morning???
And if so …Why ?
“What is the point” of this mad design ?
16 Dec 2013
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