BA Lounge Menu

After a pretty hectic week, I managed a little smile this morning when I noticed, looking at the menu in the BA First class lounge, that the bacon they serve “contains pork”.

It does seem strange, though I read a label for a ham sandwich that said the ham was “the product of more than one country”.
A well-travelled pig…..

I’m assuming then that the bacon butties in the galleries lounge will be described as………
Locally sourced, specially selected for you, from Albert’s of Hounslow’s a fine cash and carry pork purveyor.

When my local changes to their Christmas menu, you don’t just get potatoes ….you get …..Ayrshire‘s finest. As for the turkey, well it has seemingly lorded it over all the other birds roasting away in the ovens across the country. Alas poor Tom the Turkey, Laird of one of East Lothian’s finest stately homes has still suffered the same fate as his lowly cousin Bernard of Mathews.
The only difference is…… my convivial landlord flies off to Antigua in February. : )

I had a bag of nuts some time ago that came with a very halpful warning that it may contain nuts. We live in a strange world.

Sorry, nothing to do with travel but, in the spirit of all things daft, I once bought a face cloth which, on the instruction label, said “dry clean only”………..